Mallice and Phallus
Malice and the Phallus Robert Polidoro at 1969 Gallery, March 21–April 26, 2025 by Charles Venkatesh Young Robert Polidoro’s Oh the Places You’ll Go, an April show at Tribeca’s 1969 Gallery felt something like a temporally disjointed tennis match. Polidoro’s propensity for referencing the fiercely intellectual and utopian “isms” of the past few centuries (all stemming, in one way or another, from big bad Neoclassicism) is constantly belied by a contemporary sense of petulant banality. “We must make the world anew!” he seems to say—before lamenting his inability to make his bed. Coming from Polidoro, a painter of pretty pictures, this conceit is invigoratingly fresh; aesthetic dogmas seem to realize their own multiplicity, resulting in landscapes as sleek and sharp as they are eclectic. Polidoro’s industrial subject matter seems to place him within the realm of the precisionists: pipes with void-like mouths, out of which small water drops fall tantalizingly. Yet the beauty of a hardline precisionist painting like those by Charles Sheeler—which stems from the sense that the industrial society depicted is completely self-sustaining, an economic cogency rendered in aesthetic terms—is absent from Polidoro’s work. His paintings are pathetically impotent, evoking, if anything, the inability of the artist and Western society to conquer nature—or, for that matter, to master their own bewildering desires. That is not to say that Polidoro is a nihilist: his canvases are far too serene to fit into such a package. Polidoro wants us to pick a lane: either the optimistic aesthete who believes in art’s power to effect a social good or the down-and-out realist who scarcely believes in paint’s ability to illustrate something beyond itself. But he makes each ideological package seem ridiculous once we’ve considered its implications. The aesthete realizes the true nature of his pipe dream, and the realist is nagged at by the canvases’ latent (but never obvious) beauty. This is to say nothing of the experience of viewing Polidoro’s work–the way their craftsman’s charm allures you at first glance before their blatantly phallic cynosures render you embarrassed. It doesn’t take much imagination to read sex organs and erogenous zones in the tubular pipes—always slightly dripping!—and bulbous hills of each painting. They hit you like a dirty joke, yet in the same breath manage to encapsulate the lives and deaths of great empires, the struggles between nations, the constant interpersonal struggle that seems to be the tragedy of human life–but via a juvenile illustration of sexual frustration. To say that Polidoro does a lot with a little would be a gross understatement: the ideological heights achieved by his bare bones celestial abstractions make fertile land of a pulpy aesthetic bog. Viewers come away from Polidoro’s work without any aesthetic revelations, but they are vastly more aware of their present position. He makes you run on a hamster wheel for the duration of your viewing, forcing you to confront both the ridiculousness of early-twentieth century utopian art movements and your complete inability to disavow the aesthetic frameworks to which they gave rise. The upshot is oddly affirmative: if Western art is built on delusional thinking, Polidoro cautiously reasons, at least it’s made some pretty mistakes. Charles Venkatesh Young is a Chicago-based journalist of the arts interested in fusing art theory with bodily experience. He has contributed to the New Art Examiner, Chicago Reader, Newcity, and Whitehot Magazine.